Stupid Hoosiers, Cutler, Snooki and a shirtless Toews: The Heckler’s 10 most popular 2011...
2011 was quite an eventful year in the world of unbelievable sports news, but given The Heckler's list of top 10 posts during the year, it's pretty clear our audience cared mostly about ripping on people from Indiana, Jay Cutler and sex.
2012 Mets season ticket plans to include Knicks and Rangers tickets
“There isn’t a hotter ticket in town,” said Leena Greenberg, head of Mets ticket sales. “We figure for every four Mets games you buy, you get four tickets to a Knicks or Rangers game because they’re pretty good this year, right? I don’t follow sports.”
NCAA adds Indiana and Missouri St. to last-minute ‘Prozac Self Esteem Bowl’
In an effort to fill a holiday void of one night without worthless bowl games, the NCAA has reached out to corporate sponsors to create another bowl of little or no significance.
OSU offers memorabilia and dropping ‘The’ in its name in exchange for bowl eligibility
In the wake of learning that its fabled football program will be ineligible to play in any bowl game next year, Ohio State University’s athletic department has made an offer of concessions to the NCAA. In a statement released Friday, OSU Athletic Director Gene Smith said that the school is offering the NCAA old memorabilia and the "The" before its name as a means for reinstatement.
Sexual harrassment suit forces Monta Ellis to play defense for first time ever
"On the basketball court I'm lobbing up 20 to 25 shots a game so I don't have to worry about playing defense," said Ellis. "But in this case they're the ones who are lobbing shots my way, but instead of shots, it's damning evidence like copies unsolicited cell phone photos of my penis that I sent to a woman who worked for the team."
White Sox accidentally give Danks contract that was meant for Buehrle
"Our offices are a real mess," said GM Kenny Williams. "Mark gave us a chance to compete with Miami's offer but I couldn't find the paperwork in time. Turns out I filed it in the John Danks folder so he wound up getting Mark's deal. What a disaster."
Dopey ‘This is Indiana’ hip-hop video aligns the Hoosier masses
The recent craze running through the state of Indiana is a hip-hop video production titled “This is Indiana,” an attempt to energize the Hoosiers fan base in the wake of a quarter-century span of futility in what is considered to be the heartland of basketball. For many fans of the cream and crimson, the video did just that.
