Trump to feature Lin’s name in new reality series ‘The Lintern’
Donald Trump has decided to cash in on the recent success of Knicks point guard Jeremy Lin. At a Trump Towers press conference Wednesday, Trump announced his intentions for a new television series called "The Lintern."
Jed Hoyer discovers Junior Lake and other prospects are not actual people
“We couldn’t find [infield prospect] Junior Lake after he didn’t report to Arizona,” said Hoyer. “So we made a few calls to the Dominican. All we could determine about Lake was that several college students vouched for the parties there.”
J.T. Thomas insists that marijuana found in his car belonged to Sam Hurd
“He told me he had to go meet some investors,” claimed Thomas. “Which now in hindsight must have been those undercover cops that busted him.”
As spring approaches, millions of soccer dads begin MMA training
Spring is just around the corner and for millions of fathers across the country, that can mean only one thing -- time to begin mixed martial arts training for spring youth soccer.
University of Hawaii football denied entrance to the ACC
After a rash of preposterous college football conference re-alignments, including Boise State's admission to the Big East, the University of Hawaii was denied permission to join the Atlantic Coast Conference this week.
Blackhawks tell season ticket holders to ‘just go ahead and forget’ about paying invoice...
With a seven-game losing streak on their hands, the Blackhawks told season ticket holders Saturday to disregard playoff invoices they were sent last week, despite an initial due date of March 2.
Vitale’s head explodes after Rivers hits game-winning shot versus UNC
ESPN color man Dick Vitale suffered massive cranial trauma Wednesday night when his head spontaneously combusted after Duke’s Austin Rivers sunk a last-second, three-point field goal to push the Blue Devils past North Carolina.
