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A visibly shaken and possibly concussed Jim Cornelison deflected questions about his mental health Tuesday, just minutes after shattering the nose of WWII vet Lester Phelps during his signature National Anthem.

"No one knows about it, but MLB gives the reigning MVP a ton of leeway," said one inside source. "How do you think Barry Bonds got away with as much as he did. Seven-time MVP!"

Never one to shy away from a public feud -- most famously with Kobe Bryant and most recently with Dwight Howard -- it appears Shaquille O'Neal has his dander up again, and this time it's Blake Griffin earning the ire of the Big Contrarian.

Sources say the Cubs’ 2012 “Baseball is better” ad campaign is off to a rocky start. New York-based ad agency The Brooklyn Brothers is orchestrating the campaign, but based on the rejected slogans obtained by The Heckler, it may not last long.

While the holiday isn't intended to honor presidents from the private sector, Bears President Ted Phillips decided he would honor Presidents' Day by showing up for work for only the fourth time so far this year Monday.

After Saturday's embarrassing loss to the cellar-dwelling New Jersey Nets, tempers were boiling over as players left the building. The now 25-8 Chicago Bulls seem to have a grasp on this season. Aside from a couple injured starters, this roster doesn't skip a beat. But even the well-oiled machine of Tom Thibodeau can hit a pothole, just like every other driver in Chicago.

Kane revealed that his trip to Yankees shortstop's hometown inspired him to follow in Jeter's footsteps. He's now sending his one-night stands gift bags filled with team memorabilia.