Concussions and ACL injuries force NFL tacklers to focus on the balls
"Shots to the knees shorten careers while headhunting leads to long-term CTE issues," said NFLPA executive director DeMaurice Smith. "But your testicles? What's the worst that can happen, low sperm count?"
Blackhawks sign veteran forward Jason Voorhees to bolster physical game
“This guy has been everywhere, he’s got guts and skates with unbelievable power,” said Bowman. “Are we concerned that he has also taken the most slashing penalties in the league by far? A bit. But you can’t help but root for the guy. They mostly deserved it.”
Kentucky voted No. 1 in college basketball, Charlotte Bobcats crack top 25
I never dreamed we could get this far in such a short time,” Jordan told the Charlotte Observer. “When we won two games in a row during the final week of last season, beating the Wizards and Hornets, I knew we would earn this respect.”
Gronkowski to media: ‘Gronk make footballs when white coat men say Gronk play strong...
"Gronk want strong! Gronk no want new ouch. Ouch make Gronk cry sad, no football play."
Adam Shefter declares in an all-access exclusive that Peyton Manning will be playing against...
“I am told by numerous inside sources that this weekend, Peyton Manning will in fact be playing against his former team, the Indianapolis Colts.”
BCS committee poll shows 7 of 13 members have never seen a football game
“Football? I’m a platform tennis player and big fan of canasta,” said committee member Mildred Randolph-Barclay, sixth circuit court magistrate judge from Greenwich, CT. “I spend my fall weekends in the Hamptons.”
ESPN’s David Pollack wants Condoleezza Rice replaced with Ron Burgundy on playoff selection committee
“Ron Burgundy is on record as being a man who invented the wheel and who loves drinking scotch," said Pollack. "Also, he has bits of real-life panther mixed into his cologne. I can’t think of anyone more qualified to determine if Alabama should get the #1 seed in a college football playoff than that man.”
