Monday, November 18, 2024

Man who mocked Derrick Rose tears meniscus at family Turkey Bowl

In a bizarre coincidence, 28-year-old Steve Kowalski of Chicago tore his medial meniscus at the "14th Annual Kowalski Turkey Bowl" early Thursday morning. It was the exact injury Derrick Rose suffered last Friday.

Alabama vs Chattanooga and FSU vs. Idaho highlight College Football’s National Cupcake week

In addition to the exciting match-ups of Alabama vs Chattanooga and Florida State vs Idaho, Clemson will also be taking on the Citadel.

Geico un-sponsors Blackhawks defense

“We stand for low, low rates on car insurance,” said company representative Ray Reed. “But one thing you can’t skimp on is clearing skaters out of the crease. It doesn’t take a caveman to know that. Remember them? The Geico cavemen? They briefly had a sitcom. Wow.”

NFL to honor America’s vets by not forcing them to watch Dolphins-Bucs on Monday...

The game on ESPN between two teams in varying degrees of turmoil will be replaced by a commercial-free showing of "Saving Private Ryan."

Cubs move to Fox Sports 1 after 2014 season so no one will see...

The Cubs' long-standing association with WGN TV will most likely end after the 2014 season when the team's telecasts move to Fox Sports 1 for 1 very good reason: So no one will watch them lose their inevitable 98 games.

Schaumburg man orders McCown jersey online after upset victory

"McCown was awesome," Greenblatt gushed. "I mean, Forte was also awesome, and so was that offensive line, but McCown, man, he was something else. Our backup guy was so much better than the Packers backup guy."

Zach Zaidman putting finishing touches on Annual Bye Week Swingers Party

"It's a tradition we started a few years back to let off a little steam during the middle of the season," said Zaidman. "It's just a bunch of carefree adults of all shapes and sizes hugging, rubbing, touching and loving each other."