They’ve got Peggy answering phones in Sochi now
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‘Family friendly’ Cubs back out of Budweiser deal in favor of Welch’s Grape Juice
“We realize that we had agreed to replace Old Style with Bud, but at the same time we’re actively trying to make the game day experience much more fun for families,” said Cubs Business President Crane Kenney.
Ronnie Woo-Woo questioned after Clark the Cub found murdered at Cubs Con
Police were called to the Sheraton Chicago Hotel & Towers early Saturday morning when fans stumbling back to their rooms at 2 a.m. found the dead body of new Cubs mascot, Clark the Cub, on lower N. Water Street.
Nick Saban grimly smiles over tattered remains of Auburn voodoo doll he constructed
"It didn't have to be this way. You should have let us do your dirty work for you," Saban lamented over a doll of mascot Aubie the Tiger containing a single dread from Tre Mason's scalp.
Mississippi St. checks ‘Win bowl game sponsored by car parts company’ off their list
When Mississippi St. started their football season back in August, head coach Dan Mullen gathered his players after practice one day an laid out a long list of goals. Tops on that list was winning a bowl game sponsored by a car parts company.
Bloody, combative Andrew Shaw removed from elf duties at local mall
“Some kids started asking Santa too many questions,” said Shaw. “So I asked them if they wanted to dance, dropped my little green gloves and went to town. I didn’t think it was a big deal since we were about the same size.”
Last-second loss to Auburn quietly drops Alabama out of the top 25
After a lackluster effort on the road last weekend, Alabama has fallen all the way from No. 1 in the country to out of the top 25.
