MLB pushes back Game 1 of World Series because of the potential for rain
The move was made shortly after Major League Baseball moved game 4 of the ALCS to Thursday because of rain without a single drop of rain falling on Comerica Park.
Fair weather A’s fan blames playoff collapse on Ken Macha for not starting Barry...
Todd Shaw admittedly hadn't watched an Oakland A's game in six years. He assumed nothing had changed outside of wins and losses.
Following release, NFL replacement refs move to customer service industry to keep pissing people...
“I figure I made hundreds of thousands of people violently angry for a three week period,” said ex-replacement official Ned Randall. “So, I asked myself, ‘Where can I garner that kind of emotionally provocative response from people?’"
Wisconsin farmer invents fleet of ‘robot’ referees
Upon investigation, however, the “robots” were found to be mostly goats and other wildlife sewn into scarecrows, with tape recorders that occasionally blurted “NO CATCH.”
JWebb named NFL’s Defensive Player of the Week
"Well I guess it's nice to win an award for J-Webb nation," said Webb, referring to his fan base of roughly 15 people. "Maybe next week I won't get repeatedly abused by anyone on the Rams like I was by the Packers and my own quarterback on Thursday."
Brian Kelly takes Pinkett’s advice, travels to San Quentin on recruiting visit
Confused guards told him that visiting hours were over, and they doubted very seriously if they could “wrangle up [the inmates'] test scores and 40-yard-dash times.”
Moronic Bears fan already making case for Matt Blanchard as starting QB
Bears fan Matt Hunter quickly became enamored with quarterback Matt Blanchard after witnessing the undrafted rookie run a two-minute drill to near perfection.
