Carcillo starts book club
“I’ve been reading since I was at least fifteen,” said Carcillo. “There are definitely some classics I’d like to share with the world. And then dispute.”
Miami columnist warns Miami to prepare for Hurricane Carlos
When the trade of Carlos Zambrano from the Cubs to the Miami Marlins was announced on Wednesday, passions flared from fan to foe to media. One particular Miami columnist, however, went on a tirade for the ages that sent many local readers into a panic.
Gingers seek to oust Mike McQueary from their ranks
“It’s bad enough Gingers are looked upon as the dregs of society," said NAAGP CEO/President and comedian Carrot Top. "People already think we Gingers have no souls. We don’t need Mike McQueary to perpetuate that stereotype."
Paterno fired from Wal-Mart greeter position after rash of thefts on his watch
Paterno was relieved Friday of his duties as a greeter at the Wal-Mart in Pittson, Penn, about five miles outside of Happy Valley. Store personnel said the firing was related to a recent rash of store thefts that happened while Paterno was on duty.
Kidnapped catcher Wilson Ramos implores that public worry not for him, but for poor...
Kidnapped Washington Nationals catcher Wilson Ramos was allowed to make one phone call to the media Thursday night but instead of conveying demands for ransom money or ensuring family members of his own safety, he used the time to make what he felt was a much more serious announcement.
After tough loss, Gronkowski retires to focus on first love of nailing porn stars
Patriots TE Rob Gronkowski announced Monday he will be retiring from football immediately to focus on his first love of having sex with porn stars, which is how he reportedly spent his bye week after photos of him with 20-year-old porn star BiBi Jones were posted to Twitter last week.
Oney to replace Ozzie as manager and only communicate with White Sox via Twitter
In a surprising move, the White Sox announced Monday night that Ozzie Guillen would be replaced as manager by his son Oney, who will communicate with the team exclusively via Twitter, which is the only way he knows how to express himself.