Wednesday, December 18, 2024

Scientists discover interest in Cubs-Sox rivalry linked to low IQ

Due to low expectations for both the Cubs and White Sox, interest in Chicago's cross-town rivalry has dwindled to mostly bleacher bums, toothless Bridgeport residents and kids under 12, but findings of a scientific study released Monday has linked a person's interest in the Cubs-Sox rivalry to low IQ.

Calipari: ‘This is what the shady recruiting and rule-breaking is all about’

As John Calipari readied his top-ranked Wildcats for March Madness, the oft-maligned Kentucky coach took a few minutes to reflect on the hard work and dedication that's gotten him where he is today.

Braun’s PED suspension overturned due to little-known ‘MVP exemption’

"No one knows about it, but MLB gives the reigning MVP a ton of leeway," said one inside source. "How do you think Barry Bonds got away with as much as he did. Seven-time MVP!"

Shaq miffed at Blake Griffin for stealing his pathetic free throw percentage

Never one to shy away from a public feud -- most famously with Kobe Bryant and most recently with Dwight Howard -- it appears Shaquille O'Neal has his dander up again, and this time it's Blake Griffin earning the ire of the Big Contrarian.

Trump to feature Lin’s name in new reality series ‘The Lintern’

Donald Trump has decided to cash in on the recent success of Knicks point guard Jeremy Lin. At a Trump Towers press conference Wednesday, Trump announced his intentions for a new television series called "The Lintern."

As spring approaches, millions of soccer dads begin MMA training

Spring is just around the corner and for millions of fathers across the country, that can mean only one thing -- time to begin mixed martial arts training for spring youth soccer.

Dennis Rodman’s weekend rebounding clinic is not what you think, reports Taj Gibson

“It's going to take me a while to recover from spending a weekend at Dennis’s house,” said Gibson. “I shouldn’t even call it a house. Because it’s more like a bordello. We did talk about actual basketball rebounds once. But since, according to Dennis, the key to rebounding is confidence, that just lead to a lot of drinking.”