Monday, November 18, 2024

Trailblazers bestow another huge donation to Greg Oden Relief Fund

"We had a lot of extra money lying around so we asked different charity cases to submit letters stating why they could use a little extra cabbage around the holidays," said acting Trailblazers GM Chad Buchanan. "This guy Greg Oden completely won over our hearts. We gave him the whole $8.9 million from the gift fund."

Yankees deal Feliciano to A’s for office supplies

Three months after southpaw Pedro Feliciano’s left rotator cuff surgery, you wouldn’t expect there to be a market for his services. But then, you’d be underestimating the resourcefulness of Billy Beane.

‘Hopelessly tacky’ Prater gets starring role in next ‘Reno 911!’ movie

Broncos kicker Matt Prater has parlayed his on-the-field success and tacky appearance into a potential acting career after 20th Century Fox today announced he will have a starring role in the next movie installment of "Reno 911!"

Tebow declares Barber new savior after seeing him crucified in press

Following his two game-losing blunders Sunday, Bears running back Marion Barber was mercilessly crucified by local and national media. Countless fans also joined in the hysteria now that the chances of watching the Bears get annihilated in the playoffs appear to be slim.

NFL to investigate allegations that Marion Barber is being paid off by the Lions

Rather than spending the week investigating another illegal hit, NFL officials will look into allegations that Bears RB Marion Barber is being paid to tank by the Lions who are battling Chicago for a Wild Card spot.

Eli to Tebow: ‘Where’s your God now?’

“That was all me, Elisha Nelson Manning, No. 10 in your scorecard and No. 1 in your hearts, no divine intervention here,” screamed the Giants QB as he ran on the field to celebrate with his teammates. “Blasphemy be damned. Come at me bro!”

Tebow’s visit to Bears’ locker room miraculously heals Forte and Cutler

In a shocking turn of events that has rejuvenated the playoff hopes of the Bears, Broncos QB Tim Tebow has managed to heal RB Matt Forte and QB Jay Cutler during a visit to the visitors' clubhouse before Sunday's game in Denver.