Wisconsin farmer invents fleet of ‘robot’ referees
Upon investigation, however, the “robots” were found to be mostly goats and other wildlife sewn into scarecrows, with tape recorders that occasionally blurted “NO CATCH.”
Even Peyton Manning not so sure he’d draft himself in fantasy football this year
After joining the Broncos as the most prized free agent of the off-season, Peyton Manning started the preseason with two mediocre games. He finally put together a solid performance last week against the 49ers, but still isn't convinced he'd burn a first-round fantasy pick on himself this season.
Yankees sue Dodgers for copying their Buying A Championship™ Strategy
A day after the Los Angeles Dodgers pulled off a megadeal with the Boston Red Sox, the New York Yankees slapped them with a $400 million lawsuit, claiming the club stole its patented strategy for success.
Selig on Melky’s PED test: ‘Did you hear about Felix Hernandez’s perfect game?’
Bud Selig spoke publicly Thursday for the first time since Melky Cabrera's 50-game suspension for a positive drug test was announced a day before, but rather than address media questions about the topic he deferred to the day's other baseball news.
Giants ashamed Melky has tarnished their storied reputation of never getting caught cheating
The Giants front office has publicly admitted it's ashamed that after decades of getting away scot-free for cheating, one of its own finally got nailed when Melky Cabrera was handed a 50-game suspension for PEDs Wednesday.
Howard demands trade after deciding Lakers jersey ‘not a good color for him’
"I just don't think yellow and purple work for me. Can we get a blue Lakers jersey?" said a whining Howard. "Also, the entire coaching staff needs to be fired, and I don't trust that Kobe guy. Get rid of him too. Can I get traded now?"
Power Rankings: Olympic skills post-zombie apocalypse
Who makes the cut on your Olympic zombie-fighting team?
