Chicago Bears Bingo — Week 16, 2012 (Cardinals)
Play along as the Bears take on the Cards in what is sure to be called a "must-win game" a dozen times before the half.
Josh Hamilton excitedly calculates how much coke he can buy with $125 million
"Well, I've still got a mortgage on my house in Texas, so I'll probably need to save about a million a year to pay for that and to get myself a nice condo in Cali. So at this point, the maximum amount I can set aside for coke would be $24 million each year, right everybody?"
Chicago Bears Bingo — Week 13, 2012 (Seahawks)
Play along as the Bears and their "rag-tag" offensive line take on the Seattle in a "must-win" game at "balmy Soldier Field." Click on the image to view a larger, printer-friendly size.
Big East to add Hamburger University, Clown College, and the School of Rock
The question remains whether the Big East realizes that these are not actual institutions of higher learning with athletic programs, but their interest in them should be of no surprise – it’s money.
Bettman responds to criticism and threats by puffing-out like a blowfish
Experts speculate that the spikes are normally hidden beneath Bettman’s cheap suits, ready to display whenever his species feels cornered.
NHL cancels holidays, month of December, passing of year
“If we’re going to get serious about playing hockey in 2012, this ticking of time thing has got to stop,” said Bettman. “I decree it perpetually November 21 until further notice.”
Chicago Bears MNF Bingo — Week 11 (49ers)
Play along as Jason Campbell and the Bears try to avoid a tie with the San Francisco 49ers on Monday Night Football.
