Mustached Peyton Manning burns down Omaha, Nebraska
Though details are currently sketchy, numerous sources are saying that the fire seems to have been set intentionally and maliciously by Peyton Manning, wearing a fake mustache in an unsuccessful attempt to hide his identity.
Super Bowl continues to be delayed, pending arrival of Broncos
"Maybe they got caught in a traffic jam on a bridge or something," said New Jersey governor Chris Christie. "It's been known to happen from time to time."
80% of Americans plan to wait until Super Bowl hits Netflix or Amazon Prime
"Maybe Netflix will release all the Super Bowls at once, including this year's," said avid House of Cards fan and casual sports watcher Mike Benson. "That would be great. I could binge them all in two days."
Marshawn Lynch says he’ll only talk to reporters through game of ‘Telephone’
"I'm just here to play football dress water pink wasp party," Lynch was quoted as saying.
Super Bowl XLVIII Bingo — Seahawks vs. Broncos
Play along as the Seattle Seahawks and Denver Broncos do battle on the biggest stage of them all, except for the halftime stage, of course.
NFL sets Super Bowl start for 4:20 p.m. EST
"I hope there's like a ton of Taco Bell Dorito Locos spots during the game, because I could eat those things all day, man. All freaking day. Hey, have you seen my Visine? I have a press conference in 10 minutes," said Goodell.
Richard Sherman takes vow of silence until after Super Bowl
Outspoken Seahawks cornerback Richard Sherman has taken a vow of silence until after he plays in Feb. 2's Super Bowl.
