Selig on Melky’s PED test: ‘Did you hear about Felix Hernandez’s perfect game?’
Bud Selig spoke publicly Thursday for the first time since Melky Cabrera's 50-game suspension for a positive drug test was announced a day before, but rather than address media questions about the topic he deferred to the day's other baseball news.
Giants ashamed Melky has tarnished their storied reputation of never getting caught cheating
The Giants front office has publicly admitted it's ashamed that after decades of getting away scot-free for cheating, one of its own finally got nailed when Melky Cabrera was handed a 50-game suspension for PEDs Wednesday.
Guy who forgot to set his fantasy lineup only person in the world not...
"I don't care if everyone says [Matt] Cain is a great guy," said Phil Ramirez, whose fantasy team, Smack my Pitch Up is in 10th place in his 12-team league. "I forgot to start him last night and because of that he's an asshole."
Brian Wilson vows to return from Tommy John surgery more insane than ever
On the shelf for the rest of the season after undergoing Tommy John Thursday, offbeat Giants closer Brian Wilson has pledged to return more insane than ever.
Giants closer Wilson upset over look-alike ‘dictator’ beard at Oscars
“Actors don't understand what ballplayers go through," tweeted Willson. "I grow the beard to honor my team. #hollyweird #whackassactors."
Carlos Beltran cancels check for Jon Niese’s nosejob after Niese offers to pay for...
Jon Niese through he was returning a favor when he offered to pay for Carlos Beltran’s mole removal, but as it turned out, he was stuck with a bill for a nose job the former Met promised to pay for.
