Justin Bieber placed on suicide watch after Heat, Kings lose
Nobody took the near-simultaneous losses harder than Heat/Kings diehard fan Justin Bieber.
Shocking drop in television ratings for Hawks fourth playoff game against Kings
With more than 300,000 viewers watching game three, ratings plummeted more than 33 percent to fewer than 200,000 during the Hawks dramatic 3-2 win in the fourth game.
Dwight Howard to sign with first team that lets him have ice cream for...
"When I was with the Lakers, they always told me that I could have ice cream after I ate my vegetables," the 6'11'' center told reporters. "I hate broccoli! It's gross. I wanted to eat a pint of rocky road for dinner, and they never let me."
Kobe can’t believe all this Tiger stuff
"Oh wow, Tiger dropped a little white ball two yards from where he was supposed to drop it?" asked Bryant. "And now they're having a big press conference about it and all the stations are treating it as if he murdered someone?"
Blackhawks play Duck Hunt to mentally prepare to face Anaheim in playoffs
"This team needs to learn that Ducks are weak animals that can be easily dominated," said Quenneville. "I put these games in the locker room so we can gain some confidence heading into the playoffs by blasting animated ducks over and over again."
Lakers games to be broadcast on SOAPnet for remainder of 2013 season
"We're overjoyed!" said SOAPnet exec Sally Benson. "These guys are way more melodramatic than our current shows and storylines. Will Kobe [Bryant] and Dwight [Howard] make up? Or will their rivalry tear this team apart? You'll have to tune in to find out!"
Deadspin report: Lakers victims of hoax, Dwight Howard actually Greg Oden
In a shocking exposé that has cast a shadow over the entire NBA, Deadspin.com released a report alleging that, while the Lakers thought they had traded for perennial All-Star Dwight Howard, they actually acquired former Portland Trailblazer Greg Oden.
