Stern suspends Kobe for wearing ‘ugly-ass’ shoes Sunday against Bulls
"When I turned on the TV I thought my picture needed adjusting," said Stern, taking a page from Roger Goodell's book and punishing a player for wearing inappropriate footwear. "Neon green and purple? Does Kobe think he's a Fly Girl wearing those ugly-ass kicks?"
Angels rush to void deal after birth certificate surfaces proving Pujols is 45
The Los Angeles Angels quickly moved to void the 10-year, $254 million deal they handed Albert Pujols after a document surfaced from the Dominican Republic noting the slugger's year of birth as 1966.
Angels announce ‘modest’ 240% hike in ticket prices
Following the high-profile signings of Albert Pujols and C.J. Wilson for a combined $335 million, the Angels have announced a "modest price increase" of 240 percent on all seats in Angel Stadium.
Pujols mocks Derrick Rose over paltry 5-year deal that ‘doesn’t screw fans at all’
"What a moron!" exclaimed Pujols. "I'm like 20 years older than him and I got myself a 10-year, quarter billion dollar deal! He didn't even bother to screw over all his devoted fans. Such a joke."
Lakers cut payroll to help Kobe with divorce settlement
"Kobe has done so much for the organization," said owner Jerry Buss. "We felt we couldn't let him wave bye-bye to the $360 million he has made during his tenure as a Laker. As soon as the papers are signed, the team is prepared to offer him a contract that will recoup anything he loses to Vanessa."
L.A. residents confuse ‘Paul to the Clippers’ headline as title of a new Tarantino...
“'Paul to the Clippers'?” asked a UCLA student. “I think I saw on IMDB that's Quentin Tarantino's new flick about strippers in New Mexico who seek revenge against the corrupt school boards.”
Clippers place middle finger statue in Staples Center outside Lakers locker room
Clippers president Andy Roeser has ordered an oversized statue of a hand giving the middle finger be placed immediately outside the Los Angeles Lakers locker room within the very stadium the two teams share.
