Lakers

Episodes 1 and 2 of “The Last Dance” premiered Sunday night, and while most watched both episodes and wanted more, some people couldn’t handle all the television.

LeBron James has become more and more famous over the years and not just for his play on the court. He is a social media giant and some of his most viral posts may be the now famous “Taco Tuesday” videos which display his excitement for eating tacos on, you guessed it, Tuesdays.

“The arrogance and hypocrisy that fuels the West’s anti-Islamic war games and oppression is the same haughtiness that feeds Americans’ stubborn, obtuse belief that Jordan is better than Kobe,” the figure says, holding an AK-47 assault rifle in a barren desert landscape.

Oh, how far the mighty can fall due to selfishness. After recently reading an article about Kobe Bryant, (ESPN the Magazine), I can no longer ignore the Mamba’s problems. He’s out of control because he’s trying to hold on to it, and While the sports world spends it’s time defending Bryant, I believe the root of the Lakers problems is found in No. 24 himself.

Team owner Jim Buss has promised that the next free agent who agrees to terms with the Lakers will be guaranteed a spot in the upcoming movie "Sharknado 2, Malibu Madness."

Lakers fans feel Hernandez disgraced the Patriots by murdering someone less than Howard did by leaving their team via free agency.

"When I was with the Lakers, they always told me that I could have ice cream after I ate my vegetables," the 6'11'' center told reporters. "I hate broccoli! It's gross. I wanted to eat a pint of rocky road for dinner, and they never let me."