Sunday, November 17, 2024

Beyoncé studying old Milli Vanilli videos as prep for Super Bowl

"This will be better than Madonna, Ashlee Simpson and Milli Vanilli all rolled up into one," she said. "I've been studying 'Blame it on the Rain' for weeks and I think I can top it."

Deadspin report: Lakers victims of hoax, Dwight Howard actually Greg Oden

In a shocking exposé that has cast a shadow over the entire NBA, Deadspin.com released a report alleging that, while the Lakers thought they had traded for perennial All-Star Dwight Howard, they actually acquired former Portland Trailblazer Greg Oden.

Boy band ‘One Direction’ plays Staples Center in LA, beats Lakers handily

The Brits shot an amazing 89% from the field, and thanks to some nifty defenses drawn up by their mentor/owner Simon Cowell, they won going away, 116-90.

Badgers players confused by the number of times Alvarez’s Rose Bowl game plan calls...

"I'm sure Barry was a great coach back in the Stone Ages or whenever, but we're all a little concerned he's not with it anymore," said RB James White. "In practice all he keeps saying is how we've got to pound the ball up the middle 35 times a game with Ron Dayne, whoever that is."

Josh Hamilton excitedly calculates how much coke he can buy with $125 million

"Well, I've still got a mortgage on my house in Texas, so I'll probably need to save about a million a year to pay for that and to get myself a nice condo in Cali. So at this point, the maximum amount I can set aside for coke would be $24 million each year, right everybody?"

Chicago Bears MNF Bingo — Week 11 (49ers)

Play along as Jason Campbell and the Bears try to avoid a tie with the San Francisco 49ers on Monday Night Football.

Chargers give Norv Turner his 38th vote of confidence

Following the Chargers' disappointing loss to the rival Broncos, Chargers GM A.J. Smith gave embattled coach Norv Turner yet another vote of confidence, hoping to quell the rumors that Turner's job is on the line this season.