Del Negro hastily calls two timeouts during press conference announcing his return as Clippers...
A clearly flustered and unprepared Vinny Del Negro met with members of the press Tuesday to announce his return as head coach of the Clippers for the 2012-2013 season.
Heckler Comic: Albert & Dunn
Adam "The Big Donkey" Dunn offers some helpful advice to struggling slugger Albert Pujols. By Rick Atkinson
Angels list Pujols as ‘Dunn for the year’
The prognosis from Los Angeles Angels team doctors is as worst feared: 1B Albert Pujols has been officially pronounced “Dunn for the year,” as in Chicago White Sox 1B/DH Adam Dunn.
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Pujols HGH shipments mistakenly sent to St. Louis
“When a client changes jobs it is customary to let us know,” said a BALCO spokesman. “We have been sending Pujols’s HGH supplies to St. Louis on schedule for the past 10 years, and Albert didn’t fill out the ‘new employer’ form. It looks like he is off the juice; no wonder he sucks.”
Pujols blames slow start on not facing Cubs anymore
“Mostly, it’s the Cubs,” Pujols said. “I used to kill them. But now that I’m in the American League, it’s different. They’ve got real pitchers in this league, not the Triple A rejects they have on the Cubs. Playing against them I forgot how to hit real pitching.”
Metta World Peace brandishes gun, changes name to ‘Metta World Piece’
“I’ve played the feel-good card and it's super lame,” World Piece said. “No one respects a tree-hugging hippie, but when I flash my piece at James Harden on the court, you better believe people will recognize.”
