Suns activate Cliff Paul
Reeling from the possible loss of PG Chris Paul to COVID-19 health and safety measures, the Phoenix Suns today activated Cliff Paul to take his place on the roster indefinitely.
World Series trophy tests positive for COVID-19
Hours after the Dodgers clinched their first World Series title in 32 years, the Commissioner's Trophy became the first known inanimate object to test positive for COVID-19, likely due to its exposure to Dodgers 3B Justin Turner whose positive test was released in the second inning of Tuesday night's Game 6.
Betts’ new 12-year contract scheduled to end in 2028 due to apocalypse
Despite signing a massive $365 million 12-year contract extension with the Dodgers, Mookie Betts' deal will actually end in only eight years due to the impending global apocalypse that will take place in 2028.
Angels’ owner wishes he didn’t have to furlough anyone but ‘$3 billion just isn’t...
The Los Angeles Angels have reportedly been aggressively furloughing much of their staff according to multiple sources. Like many business owners, Angels’ owner, Arte Moreno feels horrible about it, but there is just nothing he can do.
Oakland A’s refuse to pay their rent because the Coliseum is a ‘piece of...
The Oakland A's have refused to pay their annual $1.2 million rent for their stadium. Some have speculated that the refusal of payment is because of the financial struggles caused by the coronavirus pandemic, but Oakland’s owner, John J. Fisher cleared things up to reporters Thursday.
Young Utah Jazz fan distraught after tough NBA Finals loss
Jimmy Toegard, an 11-year-old Jazz fan from Ogden, Utah, didn’t enjoy ESPN’s documentary "The Last Dance" about the 1998 Chicago Bulls.
Albert Pujols asks for help after he admits he doesn’t know how to run
Aging Angels slugger Albert Pujols has spent the quarantine going through some deep self-reflection and has come to terms with a tragic flaw: He never learned how to run.