Thursday, December 26, 2024

Sox marketing dept chastised over #ScrewYu addition to #TakeJake Twitter promo

In a move described as “bush league” across social media outlets, several White Sox staffers began including a #ScrewYu hashtag, unaware they were simply infuriating millions of Japanese voters and inspiring them to vote for Darvish.

Mark Cuban buys 51% stake in Oklahoma City Thunder

Mark Cuban was so upset that his defending champion Dallas Mavericks were swept out of the playoffs by the Oklahoma City Thunder that he bought a majority ownership stake in the franchise.

Jobless Lamar Odom to open up his own DASH clothing store

After a lackluster season in Dallas, the Mavericks have had enough. Odom will now venture off into a new direction, opening up and running his wife's clothing store DASH.

Heckler Comic: Cowboys staying out of Peyton derby

Peyton Manning is on the market, but Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones is perfectly happy with his quarterback.

Heckler Comic: Jerry Jones and his championship woes

Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones receives a dark omen concerning the likelihood of future Super Bowl titles.

Heckler Comic: Romo gives Eli some advice

Dallas Cowboys QB Tony Romo gives New York Giants QB and two-time Super Bowl Champion some advice about star power and success.

Heckler Comic: Jerry the owner is angry at Jerry the GM

Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones has some misplaced anger after his team failed to make the postseason.