Big East to add Hamburger University, Clown College, and the School of Rock
The question remains whether the Big East realizes that these are not actual institutions of higher learning with athletic programs, but their interest in them should be of no surprise – it’s money.
NFL promotes Sunday night Cowboys-Eagles game as ‘2012 Irrelevance Bowl’
"Well, I had to throw Philly a bone and give them a game in prime time they could win," he said. "Plus it gives us a new game to market. With any luck, the 2012 Irrelevance Bowl will be at least twice as popular as the 2012 Pro Bowl."
Hilarious Cowboys think ugly win over Browns somehow makes them relevant
Despite barely squeaking past the hapless Cleveland Browns in overtime, Dallas Cowboys coaches and players rejoiced on Sunday, believing their inept offense had turned a corner or something.
Chicago Bears Bingo — Week 10 (Houston Texans)
Play along as the Bears take on the Texans in a game the media will hail as the Bears' chance to prove themselves against a real team.
Not one soul in entire universe able to explain why Cubs-Astros series should be...
"Umm, yeah, I'm not so sure," said Cubs owner Tom Ricketts. "I guess the ivy looks kind of nice this time of year."
Romo has ‘awesome dream’ about only being sacked 24 times in Bears game
"Obviously the number will be closer to 50 or 60," he said. "But a guy can dream, right? I mean maybe their entire line will forget to board the plane, and then their linebackers will only get to me a handful of times a series."
MNF Showdown: Cutler and Romo battle for title of ‘America’s Second Most Hated QB’
"Right now, the nation really can't stand either one of them," said ESPN analyst Chris Mortensen. "Who can rise to the occasion and leapfrog past the other to become only the second most loathed quarterback in the country remains to be seen."
