Sunday, December 22, 2024

Dance puppet, dance: Jerry Jones adds another minstrel with Campo signing

With the addition of former head coach Dave Campo as his new secondary coach, Cowboys owner Jerry Jones has officially assembled a crack coaching staff ready and waiting to do his bidding.

Next Jerry Jones plastic surgery to be featured on ‘Dr. 90210’

Cowboys owner Jerry Jones--in a move that's sure to downplay any news regarding his team's front office moves--has announced his next facelift will be broadcast on an upcoming episode of the E! Network's "Dr. 90210."

Hicks approaches Ryan to join Rangers as team president and fifth starter

Rangers owner Tom Hicks recently asked local icon Nolan Ryan to be the team's new president this week and word is that the agreement will also see him inserted as the fifth man in the rotation.

Stars unsuccessful in effort to trade Marty Turco

The rumor that the Dallas Stars are trading goalie Marty Turco for Tampa Bay's Martin St. Louis is just that--a rumor.