Carlos Lee holding clubhouse attendant hostage until he gets more bear claws
Not satisfied by the six large bear claws he’d already eaten, Astros outfielder Carlos Lee has taken a Wrigley field employee hostage until “someone gets him another dozen damn donuts.”
Heckler Comic: Football no longer king in Texas?
Thanks to the lockout and a hot start for the Rangers, Jerry J might have some competition in Texas.
Heckler Comic: Dez Bryant picks up where Irvin left off
Thanks to a recent spate of off-field trouble, Cowboys receiver Dez Bryant appears ready to step into Michael Irvin's shoes.
Top 10 new features of Madden ’12 other than concussions
EA Sports announced Madden ’12 will include concussions. Here are the top 10 other new features.
In lieu of building better team, Houston erects more hills in outfield
The Astros have hired mini-golf course/laser-tag arena designer Skip Humburger to turn the already-treacherous Minute Maid Park outfield into something that looks even more like a tourist attraction.
Jerry Jones refuses to go without cheerleaders at Super Bowl, hires every stripper in...
As soon as the cheerleader-less Packers and Steelers advanced to Super Bowl XLV, Cowboys owner Jerry Jones immediately went about the task of putting together the largest cheerleader team in history by hiring every stripper in the state of Texas.
Heckler Comic: Cowboys fans, guess who’s coming to Super Bowl XVL
A few familiar folks are heading to Dallas for Super Bowl XVL and Cowboys fans might not like it. Cartoon by Rick Atkinson
