Cowboys and Raiders cut as NFL sets 30-team roster for season
"While the Dallas Cowboys and Oakland Raiders both have rabid fan bases and plenty of experience as franchises, the other bubble teams just look a bit more relevant heading into the season," said NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell.
Richie Incognito cleared to resume full-contact bullying
Wet Willies, atomic wedgies and super hot Indian burns can all be given by the man who has been unceremoniously removed from every team he has played for dating back to college.
Braves GM unaware of catcher traded to Cubs
“We probably signed 150 players last year. I don’t even own a computer, and I sure as hell don’t have cable, so how am I supposed to know who’s in our organization.”
Enraged Miami fans lash out at LeBron by vowing to ignore Heat for another...
"We didn't care about the Heat for the four-year period between our first championship and the signing of LeBron, and we sure as hell won't care now," said George Varela of Pompano Beach.
Spurs part ways with Matt Bonner over alleged gang ties
“All y’all playah-haters be forgettin that I run this piece," said Bonner. "The B-Red is a fully legit operation’ and there ain’t no time for haterz and busters. Respect tha’ Freckles or die. I ain’t got no love, unless you one of my thug homies who been there for me every step of the way."
Pat Riley ‘gaga’ over LeBron’s Heat draft picks
While LeBron James is no longer a member of the Miami Heat after opting out of his contract, team president Pat Riley is pleased with the draft that his former superstar orchestrated.
Miami Heat vow to add as many wing players as necessary until interior defense...
“Our defense in the middle was atrocious over the last three games of the finals,” said Riley, referring to a stretch in which the Heat managed just six total blocks. “We’ll look at Carmelo Anthony, who certainly has the ability to create his own shot at the end of the 24-second clock.”
