Shocking developments keep Jason Garrett in Cowboys fold
Jerry Jones stunned the gathered media at Thursday's Jason Garrett press conference to announce that he couldn't let Garrett go--because he is Jones’ illegitimate love child.
Bulls take out frustrations on lowly Heat
Don't call it a comeback ... yet. The Bulls made a big statement to critics (this reporter included) about the shape of the team Wednesday night, with a 126-96 mauling of the Heat in Miami.
Heckler comic: Tony and Wade, happily heading into the offseason
The Cowboys coach and QB are so happy to be heading into the offseason they're singing a beautiful duet.
Tony Sparano joins Tuna and will swim with the Fish
Former Dallas Cowboys assistant head coach Tony Sparano is the new head coach of the Miami Dolphins. Sparano said his first order of business is to enforce a return to the power running game that includes pushing troubled former Dolphins to live up to their potential.
Native ways working for Dirk
Ever since the NBA's reigning MVP Dirk Nowitzki decided to go native, the Mavericks have been on a winning streak, going 6-0 in January.
Bulls prepare to officially give up basketball forever after devastating loss to Magic
Another game, another pathetic, wretched, sad, listless, lethargic, pitiful, weak, useless and feeble effort from the Bulls. (Thank you Mr. Thesaurus.)
