Cubs sign guy with batting average equal to your BAC after a fun day...
Cubs GM Jim Hendry signed Tampa Bay Rays first baseman Carlos Pena to a one-year $10 million contract despite his .196 batting average last season, which is equal to the blood-alcohol level reached by you and your friends after a fun night of drinking this summer.
Texas Board of Education to omit 2010 World Series from history books
Moments after the San Francisco Giants put the final nail in the Rangers' World Series coffin, the Texas Board of Education released a statement indicating that this year’s Fall Classic would not be a part of any history curriculum coming out of the Lone Star state.
World Series reefer madness leads to marijuana legalization nationwide
With San Francisco Giants fans openly toking in the stands of AT&T Park during the World Series, federal law enforcement officials have decided to end the war on pot smoking.
Top 10 reasons Texas Gov. Rick Perry is nervous about the World Series
The Rangers are set to face off against the San Francisco Giants in the World Series, but ultra-conservative Texas Gov. Rick Perry isn't too excited about it.
Cartoonist Rick Atkinson makes his SMU-Texas Tech pick
Cartoonist Rick Atkinson makes his SMU-Texas Tech pick
