Monday, November 18, 2024

Jordan further exerts dominance over LeBron by destroying him in high-stakes craps

Plenty of NBA pundits have by now made the mistake of questioning Michael Jordan’s “all-time greatest player” status in the wake of LeBron James’ meteoric and sustained rise to basketball stardom. Since Jordan’s playing days are behind him, he recently challenged LBJ to a battle for alpha-male status on his new home court -- the floor of the MGM Grand Casino in Las Vegas.

Heckler Comic: Rangers welcome Mets with Weiner Night

To celebrate the Mets' rare visit to Texas, the Rangers unveiled Weiner Night.

LeBron, DWade deemed 2011 ‘Flopping Champions,’ take talents to English Premier League

Days after losing the NBA Finals, LeBron James and Dwyane Wade were named the 2011 co-Flopping Champions in honor of their outrageous displays of faking getting fouled throughout the playoffs.

Heckler Comic: Mavs douse the Heat

The Mavs extinguish the Heat's championship dreams.

Heckler Comic: Dallas Mavericks enjoy the sound of silence during playoff run

The Dallas Mavericks' run to the NBA Finals is missing a key ingredient of the past. Can it last?

Baseball gods put ultimate smackdown on Cubs with Astros and White Sox sweeps

The almighty lords of baseball patted themselves on the back this afternoon after finding yet another way to put the hurt on Cubs fans: by forcing them to endure a sweep at the hands of the last place Astros – while watching the crosstown rival White Sox sweep Boston.

Carlos Lee holding clubhouse attendant hostage until he gets more bear claws

Not satisfied by the six large bear claws he’d already eaten, Astros outfielder Carlos Lee has taken a Wrigley field employee hostage until “someone gets him another dozen damn donuts.”