Tuesday, November 19, 2024

Cespedes signed with A’s because he thought he’d get to work for Brad Pitt

Earlier this week, the Oakland A's swooped in and basically stole coveted Cuban sensation OF Yoenis Cespedes, who accepted a four-year, $36 million deal. Of the teams apparently interested in signing him (the Cubs, White Sox, Marlins and Tigers among them) the Athletics were the surprise winner.

Heckler Comic: Romo gives Eli some advice

Dallas Cowboys QB Tony Romo gives New York Giants QB and two-time Super Bowl Champion some advice about star power and success.

Mets buy Jose Reyes’ hair for $10,000 on eBay

The hair will make a perfect addition to our Mets Hall of Fame,” said the Mets owner. “Just because Jose has moved on, doesn’t mean we won’t honor his years in New York.”

Vitale’s head explodes after Rivers hits game-winning shot versus UNC

ESPN color man Dick Vitale suffered massive cranial trauma Wednesday night when his head spontaneously combusted after Duke’s Austin Rivers sunk a last-second, three-point field goal to push the Blue Devils past North Carolina.

Stern rips Will Ferrell’s intro for failing to include pyrotechnics and booming hip-hop

While many fans in attendance at Wednesday night's Hornets-Bulls game enjoyed Will Ferrell's offbeat player introductions, some of basketball's elite minds weren't the least bit amused.

Gangs back Buehrle’s crusade to allow pit bulls in Miami-Dade County

Heads of several Miami gangs, including the Dogg Pound, the King Garden Boys, and the Jamaican Posse, have rallied around Marlins pitcher Mark Buehrle providing him with support and security as he leads the charge to overturn a long-standing law banning pit bulls in Miami-Dade County.

Heckler Comic: Jerry the owner is angry at Jerry the GM

Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones has some misplaced anger after his team failed to make the postseason.