Monday, November 18, 2024

Chicago Bears Bingo — Week 5 (Jacksonville Jaguars)

Play along as the Bears take on the Jaguars in a city that probably can't support a D-II college team.

Greenberg asks if he can get another at bat against someone who’s not a...

Adam Greenberg's second chance came and went in a flash Tuesday night as he went out swinging on three pitches against NL Cy Young favorite and knuckleballer R.A. Dickey. He's now hoping for one last plate appearance, but against a more hittable pitcher.

Ozzie looking forward to giving another chance to the ‘Jewish kid with headaches’

"All I know is they asked me if a Jewish kid with headaches could play Tuesday," said Guillen. "I said yes because what do I care? This [expletive deleted] season ended in July for us anyway."

Not one soul in entire universe able to explain why Cubs-Astros series should be...

"Umm, yeah, I'm not so sure," said Cubs owner Tom Ricketts. "I guess the ivy looks kind of nice this time of year."

Romo has ‘awesome dream’ about only being sacked 24 times in Bears game

"Obviously the number will be closer to 50 or 60," he said. "But a guy can dream, right? I mean maybe their entire line will forget to board the plane, and then their linebackers will only get to me a handful of times a series."

MNF Showdown: Cutler and Romo battle for title of ‘America’s Second Most Hated QB’

"Right now, the nation really can't stand either one of them," said ESPN analyst Chris Mortensen. "Who can rise to the occasion and leapfrog past the other to become only the second most loathed quarterback in the country remains to be seen."

Struggling Saints bring back bounty program

"We used to be a lot better when we illegally paid our players to put dirty hits on opposing teams' offensive stars with the intention of knocking them out of the game," said interim coach Aaron Kromer. "So we have to go back to that right away before this season gets even more out of control."