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"We will make sure to replay and over-analyze the Bulls and Heat game so much over the next 24 hours that no fan will be left wanting more, and in fact, all fans of sport everywhere will be desperately begging for us to talk about something other than that three minutes LeBron had to play without his headband on."

In a move that's being described as cost-cutting, convenient and pragmatic, the Houston Astros and New York Mets will sit out the upcoming Major League Baseball season.

I never dreamed we could get this far in such a short time,” Jordan told the Charlotte Observer. “When we won two games in a row during the final week of last season, beating the Wizards and Hornets, I knew we would earn this respect.”

The Denver Broncos come into Sunday's contest versus the Jaguars having scored 362 points in five games this season, led by Peyton Manning, who is averaging 13 TD's a game during that span.

No way am I putting this carload of crapola on my air,” station manager Delmore “Bo” DuBose of Dothan, Alabama’s WTVY-TV 4 said. “I’ll put on a replay of the 1974 Auburn-Alabama game."

Play along as the Bears take on the Saints in what the broadcasters will say feels just like a playoff game...even though it's only October.

As a result, all of the Jaguars remaining games have been canceled and their opponents granted a win in the standings (since they would have won anyway).