Blackhawks crush Heat 124-56 in exhibition basketball game
"It wasn't really that hard," said Marian Hossa, who played power forward and held LeBron James to seven points. "Basketball is a very easy game compared to hockey. While this matchup made no sense, maybe it will cause Stephen A. Smith to shut his mouth."
’72 Dolphins will recognize Blackhawks’ undefeated start minus any wins over Columbus
"We love what the Blackhawks are doing," said former running back Larry Csonka, who is a spokesman for the only Super Bowl-era team to finish a full season undefeated. "We will recognize their accomplishment with one rule--we are not going to count any more games against Columbus."
Ozzie Guillen working as server at Brazzaz
"He said he was between gigs and was looking for a little action," said Brazzaz proprietor Joao Valentes. "Unfortunately, we didn't have any opportunities for him to do broadcast or print ad representation for us. But Ozzie's an old amigo, so I did what I could."
Ozzie to manage Cuban national team
Added Guillen: "Thanks to the strict rules about internet use, believe me, I won't be calling Fidel an [expletive deleted] on Twitter. I value my life too much."
LeBron replaces lens-less frames with double monocles
The wacky world of off-the-court NBA style took another turn this week when LeBron James showed up for a post-game interview with double monocles replacing his normal lens-less glasses.
Greenberg asks if he can get another at bat against someone who’s not a...
Adam Greenberg's second chance came and went in a flash Tuesday night as he went out swinging on three pitches against NL Cy Young favorite and knuckleballer R.A. Dickey. He's now hoping for one last plate appearance, but against a more hittable pitcher.
Ozzie looking forward to giving another chance to the ‘Jewish kid with headaches’
"All I know is they asked me if a Jewish kid with headaches could play Tuesday," said Guillen. "I said yes because what do I care? This [expletive deleted] season ended in July for us anyway."
