Marlins expect attendance to increase 100% by importing Korean soccer club’s sex dolls
Not exactly what Abner Doubleday had in mind when he invented baseball, the Miami Marlins plan to use sex dolls disguised as fans in the stands when baseball resumes.
‘Ace Ventura: Pet Detective’ actor dies at the age of 90
Hollywood suffered a major loss Monday as Don Shula -- an actor known for his role as a football coach in the 1994 film "Ace Ventura: Pet Detective" -- passed away at the age of 90.
Dolphins trade up to No. 1 pick and draft Dr. Fauci
A few months ago, LSU quarterback Joe Burrow was considered the clear No. 1 pick in the draft. While he didn’t do anything to hurt his stock, another individual just did too much to raise his own.
Richie Incognito cleared to resume full-contact bullying
Wet Willies, atomic wedgies and super hot Indian burns can all be given by the man who has been unceremoniously removed from every team he has played for dating back to college.
Enraged Miami fans lash out at LeBron by vowing to ignore Heat for another...
"We didn't care about the Heat for the four-year period between our first championship and the signing of LeBron, and we sure as hell won't care now," said George Varela of Pompano Beach.
Pat Riley ‘gaga’ over LeBron’s Heat draft picks
While LeBron James is no longer a member of the Miami Heat after opting out of his contract, team president Pat Riley is pleased with the draft that his former superstar orchestrated.
Miami Heat vow to add as many wing players as necessary until interior defense...
“Our defense in the middle was atrocious over the last three games of the finals,” said Riley, referring to a stretch in which the Heat managed just six total blocks. “We’ll look at Carmelo Anthony, who certainly has the ability to create his own shot at the end of the 24-second clock.”
