Friday, April 11, 2025

Top Surprises for Super Bowl XLI

• Peyton Manning will play game disguised by the fake mustache he wears in his Sprint commercial.

Hawks snap losing streak, split a pair of games this weekend

There comes a time every January when Blackhawks fans just have to shake their heads and say, "Maybe next year. At least we have good prospects in our system. Right?"

Colts fan disappointed by Miami’s lack of tractor parking

Colts fan Billy Joe Smitherson was outraged this week when he found there's no place to park his tractor in the metro Miami area where he has traveled to root on his Colts against the Bears in Sunday's Super Bowl.

Bulls to Heat: [Expletive Deleted] you!

Look out, Rex Grossman. There’s a new gunslinger in town.

Trib, Sun-Times locked in Super Bowl press war

Chicago's major newspapers, the Tribune and the Sun-Times, are battling to see which paper can appear the most provincial in its coverage of the Bears' upcoming appearance in Super Bowl XLI.

Indianapolis plans to upstage Detroit riots if Colts win

Football fans everywhere will be watching the Super Bowl in Miami next weekend, but the mayor of Indianapolis hopes everyone will focus on his city after the big game. The mayor not only wants Indianapolis to be home of the number one team in the NFL, but also number one when it comes to rioting.

Chicago Tribune panics as headline pun machine breaks down

It's only day five in the Bears' pre-Super Bowl mega-media hype period but Chicago's self-proclaimed World's Greatest Newspaper has already hit the panic button.