Sunday, November 17, 2024

Aaron Rodgers loses bet to Kris Kross, has to wear uniform backwards against Bears

A day after Aaron Rodgers renege on his bet with Boyz II Men to wear a 49ers jersey all week after losing to San Francisco Sunday, he's now found himself on the losing end of a bet with another '90s hip-hop sensation.

Aaron Rodgers-Boyz II Men controversy explodes as other bets QB welched on surface

Following reports that Packers QB Aaron Rodgers' refused to settle a bet with '90s R&B group Boys II Men based on the outcome of last Sunday's Packers-49ers game, allegations are now surfacing that suggest the incident may only be one of several disputed wagers between Rodgers and other decades old music acts.

Packers fan hopes for a lot of tie games this season so he gets...

“Yeah I always used to root for the Packers to go 16-0,” says 35-year-old cheesehead Cain Woods. “We were so close last year, even with a crap defense. I bet we could have done it this year if we really tried against San Francisco.”

Cheesehead attacked by pack of rats in Racine

Thousands of Packers fans across the country proudly wear foam blocks of cheese on their heads in support of their beloved team, no matter how stupid they look. They gladly put up with the odd looks and constant ridicule they receive. But after a Racine man was viciously attacked by a pack of rabid rats, cheeseheads may begin to give their ritual a second thought.

Packer fan vows to move to Canada if team starts season 0-2

"This isn't what I signed up for," he said, angrily finishing his third comfort burger of the night. "I don't think I can live in a country that allows the Bears to be in first place while the obviously-superior Pack wallows in last."

Packer fan shunned by community for wondering what rest of world is like

"I happened across one of those Bourne movies and I just kinda said to my wife, I wonder what Europe is like," he said. "She immediately flipped out and started calling me a 'Frenchy.'"

Bloated corpse of Tony Plush found in Wisconsin roadside ditch

"We've seen Nyjer around all season, but it seems like his .238 batting average was too much for Tony Plush to handle," said Milwaukee County Sheriff Deputy Michael Scottsdale. "Tony left Nyjer earlier this year and it appears he just couldn't handle himself in the outside world."