Closer look at Mayan calendar reveals world will only end if Packers beat Bears...
"We uncovered a link between mass celebrations in the land of the frozen tundra and a cataclysmic earthquake that could trigger the apocalypse," said Mesoamerican expert Donald Benson.
Packer fan’s wife to seek asylum during trip to Chicago
"If Stan didn't want this to happen, he never should have taken me to last year's game and dangled civilized society in front of me," she said.
Ronnie Woo-Woo runs over Bernie Brewer to retaliate for Sveum shooting
As he drove away from the scene, Woo-Woo leaned out the window shouting, "REVENGE, WOO! SUCK IT, WOO! CUBS, WOO!"
Bielema headed to Arkansas because their colors match his wardrobe
"Well, thankfully they're the same colors, I don't have to waste time shopping. Ain't nobody got time for that," said Bielema. "It's an SEC school, so who cares if they've become even more of a joke while I'm there? I'd rather be a loser in the SEC than a winner by default in the Big Ten."
Badgers named best Big Ten team that didn’t get tattoos illegally or have a...
Congratulations go out to the Wisconsin Badgers, who emerged as the Big Ten's best football team that didn't trade tattoos for memorabilia or have a long-time coach emerge as a pedophile after retirement.
Nebraska players admit being distracted by hectic class schedules
"Man, I've got this killer Sociology final coming up that I've been totally stressing over," said Martinez, who threw two picks in the losing effort.
Big Ten Football changes divison names to Lackluster and Lousy to better reflect level...
In response to a very boring year and Northwestern being relevant for the Rose Bowl, Big Ten Football has announced a name change for their Leaders and Legends Divisions: the Lousy and Lackluster Divisions.
