Clerical error forces Game 7 between the Heat and Packers
"Turns out Green Bay was on a team retreat to South Beach, so it all worked out really well for them unfortunately," said Nellie Scott, the NBA admin whose fatal "K" keystroke forced the Packers to take on the Heat rather than the Pacers. "It really was a bloodbath."
Breathalyzer reveals Gallardo blew his ERA
“I couldn’t believe it when the officer told me I blew a 6.61,” Gallardo told reporters before his first game back after his arrest on suspicion of driving under the influence. “Go figure. If I knew I was going to blow that, I’d have played those numbers straight in the Pick Three lottery.”
Phoenix leveled by giant, rampaging Ryan Braun
Spring Training turned violent today as Milwaukee slugger and suspected steroid user Ryan Braun attacked downtown Phoenix, apparently after "hulking out."
Badgers players confused by the number of times Alvarez’s Rose Bowl game plan calls...
"I'm sure Barry was a great coach back in the Stone Ages or whenever, but we're all a little concerned he's not with it anymore," said RB James White. "In practice all he keeps saying is how we've got to pound the ball up the middle 35 times a game with Ron Dayne, whoever that is."
‘I bet the Packers are going to tank just to screw the Bears!’ says...
"The one time I find myself rooting for Green Bay, I know they're going to tank against the Vikings Sunday just to screw the Bears," said Emmert, blissfully ignorant to the fact that a Packers win in Minneapolis solidifies a first-round bye for Green Bay.
Chicago Bears Bingo — Week 15, 2012 (Packers)
Play along as the Bears take on the Packers at Soldier Field to decide yet again whether I-90 belongs to Illinois or Wisconsin.
Packers fans livid after Bears-Packers game scheduled during prime hunting season
Green Bay fans are expected to make the pilgrimage to Soldier Field this weekend. One fan, Joseph Willhelm of Fond du Lac, offered his solution: "I plan to shoot deer as I see 'em on I-90, from my window. Don't worry, I'll pick up the carcasses on the way back up."
