Wisconsin

A Packer fan's excitement about getting to go to the Super Bowl to see his team play is matched only by the exhilaration he's had killing new and exotic animals in Texas this week.

A paternity test conducted by the Maury Povich Show has revealed that famed Italian model Fabio is in fact the father of Packers linebacker Clay Matthews.

Most of Chicago is disgusted by Green Bay's Super Bowl run, but the owners of Will's Northwoods Inn in Lakeview are reaping vast rewards as a small group of die-hard fans are already lining up to get their choice of highly contested tables at the infamous Packers' bar for the Super Bowl even though it doesn't happen for more than four days.

As soon as the cheerleader-less Packers and Steelers advanced to Super Bowl XLV, Cowboys owner Jerry Jones immediately went about the task of putting together the largest cheerleader team in history by hiring every stripper in the state of Texas.

A few familiar folks are heading to Dallas for Super Bowl XVL and Cowboys fans might not like it. Cartoon by Rick Atkinson

Jay Cutler was cut from the Bears today for wearing a Packers necktie to Halas Hall this morning where he met the team's training staff to discuss rehab options for his injured knee.

Monday morning was a gleeful one in Green Bay as residents took part in a raucous celebration of Sunday afternoon's NFC Championship victory against the Bears. A downtown rally got a little out of hand, however, as excited Packers fans rioted, tipping over tractors that were parked in their regular spots all over the city.