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“I am just trying to protect what is rightfully my intellectual property,” Rodgers said. “I have some other great ideas I'll give to the WWE, free of charge. How about when a championship changes hands, the new champ throws chalk in the air with his arms spread wide? Cool, right? My idea.”

The Milwaukee Brewers issued a statement following their 8-1 NLDS Game 3 loss to Arizona that attributed the presence of Craig Counsell on the team's playoff roster to an unfortunate clerical error.

Government officials in Wisconsin Monday morning proudly announced their women's shelters were "virtually empty" after the state experienced perhaps its best sports weekend of all time.

From Prince Fielder eating two meals to the Red Sox losing yet another game, a lot has happened since you took your lunch break. Stay up to date with The Heckler.

Sunday's Bears-Packers game is getting the A-team treatment from Fox, meaning 81 percent of the country will be tuning into Joe Buck and Troy Aikman's call. While we would never predict a winner or score of a game, unless it were for wagering purposes, one thing is certain: The same old tired cliches, worn-out subjects and visuals will be on full display in this "storied rivalry" (there's a freebie right there). Print out and play along!

"I've seen people wearing shirts that say Jesus hates both the Packers and the Bears, so I consulted His Holiness for clarification in my prayers this morning," said O'Malley. "Through His graciousness and kindness, Jesus replied to me that it's the Packers, not the Bears, that bear the weight of his scorn and hatred."

Green Bay linebacker Clay Matthews has announced that on Sunday, for the second time in his life, he will braid his hair into pigtails. The previous braiding was done for some glamour shots he took back in college.