Wisconsin

We all know of the face that launched a thousand ships, now there is the man who launched a thousand pickups. Aaron Rodgers came out this week against deer hunting and has sparked a war never seen before in the hitching post known as downtown Green Bay.

Team names are fun, but they don't always accurately reflect a franchise's players and fans. Here at The Heckler, we've created a few alternate names and logos that are more descriptive of the teams they represent.

Team names are fun, but they don't always accurately reflect a franchise's players and fans. Here at The Heckler, we've created a few alternate names and logos that are more descriptive of the teams they represent.

Lost in the headlines saying Jay Cutler butchered the 7th Inning Stretch at Wrigley Saturday afternoon, was that injuries suffered during the hit Cutler took when throwing out the game's first pitch will force him to miss the entire 2012 season.

"I only follow Packer stuff," said Green Bay native Bob Grunowski, referring to the fact that he only pays attention to current events if they are football or sausage-related. "I asked if they would let me keep the ballot, kind of as a souvenir, but they said no. I can't wait until Rodgers is President and those stupid stars are replaced by mini wedges of cheese!"

Fans of the Chicago Cubs and Milwaukee Brewers converged on Miller Park today not to watch their wretched baseball teams, but to finally determine which franchise has Major League Baseball's drunkest supporters.

Team up with The Heckler to watch the North Siders battle the hated Brewers and Ryan "The Testosterone Man" Braun Monday, April 9 at the Friendly Confines. A Cubs game and a kick-ass pre-party are the perfect recipe for a great time!