Green Bay

Following reports that Packers QB Aaron Rodgers' refused to settle a bet with '90s R&B group Boys II Men based on the outcome of last Sunday's Packers-49ers game, allegations are now surfacing that suggest the incident may only be one of several disputed wagers between Rodgers and other decades old music acts.

“Yeah I always used to root for the Packers to go 16-0,” says 35-year-old cheesehead Cain Woods. “We were so close last year, even with a crap defense. I bet we could have done it this year if we really tried against San Francisco.”

Thousands of Packers fans across the country proudly wear foam blocks of cheese on their heads in support of their beloved team, no matter how stupid they look. They gladly put up with the odd looks and constant ridicule they receive. But after a Racine man was viciously attacked by a pack of rabid rats, cheeseheads may begin to give their ritual a second thought.

"This isn't what I signed up for," he said, angrily finishing his third comfort burger of the night. "I don't think I can live in a country that allows the Bears to be in first place while the obviously-superior Pack wallows in last."

"I happened across one of those Bourne movies and I just kinda said to my wife, I wonder what Europe is like," he said. "She immediately flipped out and started calling me a 'Frenchy.'"

We all know of the face that launched a thousand ships, now there is the man who launched a thousand pickups. Aaron Rodgers came out this week against deer hunting and has sparked a war never seen before in the hitching post known as downtown Green Bay.

Team names are fun, but they don't always accurately reflect a franchise's players and fans. Here at The Heckler, we've created a few alternate names and logos that are more descriptive of the teams they represent.