Wednesday, December 18, 2024

Jerry Jones refuses to go without cheerleaders at Super Bowl, hires every stripper in...

As soon as the cheerleader-less Packers and Steelers advanced to Super Bowl XLV, Cowboys owner Jerry Jones immediately went about the task of putting together the largest cheerleader team in history by hiring every stripper in the state of Texas.

Heckler Comic: Cowboys fans, guess who’s coming to Super Bowl XVL

A few familiar folks are heading to Dallas for Super Bowl XVL and Cowboys fans might not like it. Cartoon by Rick Atkinson

Cutler fired for wearing Packers tie to work

Jay Cutler was cut from the Bears today for wearing a Packers necktie to Halas Hall this morning where he met the team's training staff to discuss rehab options for his injured knee.

Green Bay fans celebrate Super Bowl berth by tipping over neighborhood tractors

Monday morning was a gleeful one in Green Bay as residents took part in a raucous celebration of Sunday afternoon's NFC Championship victory against the Bears. A downtown rally got a little out of hand, however, as excited Packers fans rioted, tipping over tractors that were parked in their regular spots all over the city.

Packers name Cutler NFC Championship MVP

Moments after the Packers began celebrating their Super Bowl berth at Soldier Field coach Mike McCarthy was asked to name the game's MVP.

NFC forfeits Super Bowl after embarrassing Packers victory in championship game

Just minutes after the Packers defeated the Bears 21-14 in an embarrassing NFC Championship Game, Roger Goodell announced the winner of Sunday’s AFC Championship would be awarded the Lombardi Trophy.

Daley unable to bet opposing mayor on game because Green Bay governed by stuffed...

Chicago's Mayor Daley was hoping to place a wager with his counterpart on the outcome of the Bears-Packers game. That plan was thwarted, however, when Daley learned Green Bay is governed by a stuffed fox affectionately known as “Mayor Stufferson.”