Sobbing Cubs fan asks when he can start writing checks to Sinclair
The Cubs made the 2020 launch of their new Marquee Sports Network official today and many fans are outraged about the partnership with Sinclair Broadcasting, which is infamous for -- among other things -- forcing...
Cubs already regretting 2019 marketing slogan
"We should have given this more thought," said a representative from the team's now-fired marketing agency.
Bears sign new kicker ‘Not Cody Parkey’
"Seriously, we could have signed just about anyone," said GM Ryan Pace. "As long as it's anyone but Parkey, I'm happy."
Blackhawks to use All-Kane line to turn around season
Heading into the 2019 NHL All-Star break the Chicago Blackhawks post a dispirited 18-24-9 record. The team's 45 points through 51 games is a franchise low since the 2006-2007 season (19-25-7) when Denis Savard...
Exasperated waiter just wants Manny Machado to pick what he wants to eat already
Not known for his hastiness when it comes to making decisions, superstar and future White Sox (or Yankee, or Phillie, or who the hell knows at this point) Manny Machado has left his waiter working overtime for hours, after still not deciding what he wants to eat for dinner.
Alshon Jeffery ‘totally pissed’ the TODAY show hasn’t called him yet
"They had Cody Parkey on to tell him how honorable he was after he missed that kick," said Jeffery. "I dropped a routine pass into the hands of a defender that sealed a playoff loss for us. Can't I be honorable too?"
Join The Heckler at Spring Training 2019: Feb. 28 to March 3
Space is running out for The Heckler's 14th Annual Spring Training trip to Mesa Feb. 28 to March 3. This trip has everything: Beer, food trucks, a DJ, beer, sunshine, beer, ThunderDrunk and ... Cubs baseball! And beer.
