Tuesday, April 22, 2025

Bears to draft nothing but kickers so people shut up about Gould

Heading into the last day of the draft with four picks remaining, Bears GM Ryan Pace announced that he'll be choosing nothing but kickers to finally stifle speculation that...

Gould becomes first kicker in history to demand trade

Robbie Gould today made headlines when he became the first kicker in NFL history to demand a trade. "Yes, I know this is super-ballsy of me," said Gould, who...

Tim Anderson takes limo around bases after hitting home run

After his bat flip heard 'round the world got baseball purists’ adult diapers in a bunch, Tim Anderson, the best shortstop in Chicago, was back at it again after celebrating a home...

Cubs relievers to wear ‘Try Not To Blow’ shirts

After doing their best impression of the 2018 Cubs by blowing late leads in their last two games, the Cubs bullpen will start wearing “Try Not To Blow” shirts to try and change their pitching woes around.

Cubs braintrust following team on the road to ensure more victories

Theo, Jason and Tom vowed to make destination visits with vengeance on making sure the Cubs win two of three or three of four in every road series all year long.

Cubs call up Ian Happ just in time for lead-off first-pitch Opening Day HR

Sent to Triple-A Iowa after a tough spring at the plate, Cubs Opening Day HR specialist Ian Happ was called back up to the big league club just in time to "do his thing."

Cubs assure Maddon his job is safe as long as he goes 162-0

Saying they don't intend to put an undue amount of pressure on their manager, the Cubs have reportedly informed Joe Maddon the team will have to go undefeated in order to keep his job this season.