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Harbaugh brothers admit to switching coaching jobs six months ago
After being caught by his mother, John Harbaugh admitted in a press conference that he and his brother, Jim, switched places at the beginning of the season.
Russell Wilson switches to Allstate after loss to Aaron Rodgers
After losing to State Farm spokesperson Aaron Rodgers, Russell Wilson couldn't stand to support the insurance company, and proceeded to switch over to Allstate.
2016 Cubs officially the only team not to cheat to win a World Series...
With the shocking news that the 2018 Boston Red Sox were just another championship team from New England that probably cheated, it can now be reported that the only team to win a World Series honestly the past decade is none other than the 2016 Chicago Cubs.
Cubs waiting to see if humanity survives the next few months before making offseason...
With the world teetering on the verge of nuclear destruction, the Cubs have decided to not make any moves this offseason until they are sure that there is anyone alive left to sign at all.
Kealia Ohai’s fiance is a surprisingly decent football player
After soccer star Kealia Ohai was traded from the Houston Dash to the Chicago Red Stars earlier this week, fans found some interesting information about Ohai’s fiance.
Bears fire offensive coordinator for all those terrible plays he let Nagy call
The Bears today fired four coaches, including offensive coordinator Mark Helfrich. GM Ryan Pace blamed Helfrich for head coach Matt Nagy’s often-questionable play-calling throughout the season.
