KB clarifies: Baseball isn’t fun when you hit .206
A minor controversy erupted Thursday when Cubs 3B Kris Bryant was quoted as saying baseball isn't fun for him anymore. He later clarified his comments, saying they were taken out of context.
Bears unable to find Jimmy Graham after game-ending TD
"Yeah, it's true," said head coach Matt Nagy. "Jimmy left the field right after that play and we're not sure where he wound up."
Cubs fans beg team to trade Todd Ricketts next
As the Cubs' apparent sell-off of 2020 continues, fans are pleading with Jed Hoyer to make part-owner Todd Ricketts the next member of the team to be shipped out of town.
Cubs look to hire bad Harry Caray impersonating twins to replace Len Kasper
"Our budget constraints are forcing us to think outside the box to find Len's replacement."
Todd Ricketts awarded Medal of Freedom and honorary doctorate from Trump University
"President Trump awarded me an honorary doctorate from his esteemed university," said Ricketts. "From now on, call me Dr. Todd Ricketts."
Remaining Cubs rush to claim Schwarber’s walk-up music
The news that Kyle Schwarber and the Cubs were likely parting ways had barely broke when Dante Deiana's phone started lighting up.
Financially destitute baseball team decides it can’t afford the luxury of a .188 hitter
The down-and-out Chicago Cubs have decided to part ways with Kyle Schwarber after a miserable 2020 campaign in which the misplaced left-fielder struggled mightily at the plate.
