NFL to investigate allegations that Marion Barber is being paid off by the Lions
Rather than spending the week investigating another illegal hit, NFL officials will look into allegations that Bears RB Marion Barber is being paid to tank by the Lions who are battling Chicago for a Wild Card spot.
Suh goes on anger-filled crashing-into-stuff spree
According to sources, suspended Detroit Lions defensive tackle Ndamukong Suh recently decided to drive around and "annihilate stuff" in his hometown of Portland, smashing any inanimate object that got in the way of his cherry Chevrolet Coupe.
Suh sues NFL saying Goodell is culturally biased against clog dancing
Lions defensive tackle Ndamukong Suh has filed suit in federal court Thursday arguing that NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell's two-game suspension of the star defensive lineman was culturally biased.
NFL totally satisfied by Suh’s postgame explanation of stomping incident
“We didn’t realize you were just trying to get up by repeatedly smashing that player’s head into the ground, then jamming your cleats into his arm,” said commissioner Roger Goodell. “We’re so sorry you got ejected for that obvious attempt to regain your balance."
Ndamukong Suh’s headless bobblehead collection starting to freak out his teammates
“I know he’s just trying to be intense and everything, but tearing the heads off dolls? That’s just sick, man,” said fellow defensive lineman Cliff Avril. “And dunking the heads in ketchup and eating them like chicken nuggets? Gross.”
NFL admits it has ‘absolutely no idea’ what a clean hit is anymore
Minutes after Lance Briggs was flagged for unnecessary roughness on a seemingly clean hit that leveled Lions WR Calvin Johnson Sunday evening, NFL officials were scrambling as it finally became clear the league no longer had the ability to distinguish a dirty hit from a clean one.
To punish Bears, Chris Harris vows to get burned for only one 70-yard TD
"I'm gonna show Jerry and Lovie I'm only marginally washed-up now," tweeted Harris. "Good luck getting more than one 70+ yarder against me is all I'm saying."
