Red Wings planning celebration for not making NHL playoffs
With 21 straight appearances, the Red Wings have made the playoffs every season since 1990, the longest postseason streak in North American sports. Some people associated with the team would rather catch up on sleep than battle through another long playoff run.
Pistons pawned at American Jewelry & Loan
Detroit Pistons owner Tom Gores announced that he has pawned the team to American Jewelry & Loan, the Detroit pawn shop owned by Les Gold.
Fans’ opinion of Suh tanks even more after he saves annoying ’80s comedian from...
When Suh and the washed-up funnyman Louie Anderson finally beached themselves poolside they were greeted with a chorus of jeers and boos that wouldn't be out of place at Soldier Field. "Let him drown!" shouted one observer. "Louie hasn't done anything worthwhile since 'Coming to America'!"
Silverdome owner requests historical marker to celebrate site of NFL’s greatest fan brawls
"We've petitioned the state government to receive historical status for the Silverdome," said a spokesman. "As the home of the Lions for nearly 30 years, it's been the site of some of sport's ugliest drunken fan brawls ever. Also a few awesome Barry Sanders runs!"
Tigers respond to $5 BP backlash with a la carte pricing for bathrooms and...
Fans were aghast when it was announced that batting practice would cost an additional $5 for spring training games. However, the Tigers were not done innovating the baseball experience.
5 generations of veteran Lions linemen admit ‘Lomas Brown isn’t alone, we’ve hated all...
Even more shocking than Brown's admission is the number of veteran Lions offensive linemen who have come out in his support, suggesting that for the past 55 years they too have been allowing defenses to run roughshod all over the Lions.
Tigers re-sign Sanchez, buy 2003 Marlins World Series trophy ‘just in case’
Nothing but a World Series championship will do for Tigers owner Mike Ilitch as he approaches the twilight of his storied career.
