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"Everyone knows 'that guy,'" said the guest, who was not in the game at the time but could see what was happening from Inge's grilling area. "Wiffle ball is supposed to be a hitter's game with pitchers throwing junk to get outs. Then one guy starts firing it and the game falls apart."

It was widely reported that the Pistons plane Roundball One's emergency landing in Houston Monday night was due to a mechanical issue. It came out Tuesday, however, that the plane was actually forced to land prematurely due to coach Lawrence Frank's uncontrollable flatulence.

NBA deputy commissioner Adam Silver said fan reaction to the shortened season has been mostly positive.

"After every play, I'd be walking back to the huddle and I'd keep hearing this soft 'Su-su-sudio' singing," said Suh. "At first I didn't know what it was, but in the huddle Kyle Vanden Bosche told me it was by that guy that sings that 'I can feel it coming in the air tonight' song with the cool drum sound. It seemed like every Packer was singing it to me as I'd walk by."

"We've had some lean years around he recently, but this season's shaping up to the be worst," said the 31-year-old veteran. "Watching movies like '17 Again' take me back to better days, like when I was a teen growing up in Compton."

Three years removed from the first ever 0-16 NFL season and coming in as double-digit underdogs, the Lions are realistic in realizing they really have no chance in hell at winning this game.