Lions game plan: to not get their asses handed to them
Three years removed from the first ever 0-16 NFL season and coming in as double-digit underdogs, the Lions are realistic in realizing they really have no chance in hell at winning this game.
Members of the 2008 Detroit Lions celebrate Indianapolis victory on Sunday by uncorking 40...
Among those celebrating were wide receiver Brandon Middleton, quarterback John Kitna, and running back Rudi Johnson, all of whom claimed to look forward to the Colt 45 uncorking every year.
NFL to investigate allegations that Marion Barber is being paid off by the Lions
Rather than spending the week investigating another illegal hit, NFL officials will look into allegations that Bears RB Marion Barber is being paid to tank by the Lions who are battling Chicago for a Wild Card spot.
Suh goes on anger-filled crashing-into-stuff spree
According to sources, suspended Detroit Lions defensive tackle Ndamukong Suh recently decided to drive around and "annihilate stuff" in his hometown of Portland, smashing any inanimate object that got in the way of his cherry Chevrolet Coupe.
Suh sues NFL saying Goodell is culturally biased against clog dancing
Lions defensive tackle Ndamukong Suh has filed suit in federal court Thursday arguing that NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell's two-game suspension of the star defensive lineman was culturally biased.
NFL totally satisfied by Suh’s postgame explanation of stomping incident
“We didn’t realize you were just trying to get up by repeatedly smashing that player’s head into the ground, then jamming your cleats into his arm,” said commissioner Roger Goodell. “We’re so sorry you got ejected for that obvious attempt to regain your balance."
Ndamukong Suh’s headless bobblehead collection starting to freak out his teammates
“I know he’s just trying to be intense and everything, but tearing the heads off dolls? That’s just sick, man,” said fellow defensive lineman Cliff Avril. “And dunking the heads in ketchup and eating them like chicken nuggets? Gross.”
